Queen of the Throne

In most areas of life, I feel like I'm a relatively low maintenance lady. That being said, if there's one thing I really miss about North America, it's the throne-style toilet. Call me lazy/uncoordinated/picky/prissy/whatever, but the squatters that are all the rage here suck ass. They're especially difficult to use when you're feeling tired/drunk, as their use requires meticulous balance, direct aim, and a precise stance, otherwise, you risk getting *stuff* everywhere. Oh the luxury of the throne....